Gale: Wanna run away and live with me in the woods forever? We could do it....
Katniss: Oh Gale, that could never work. thanks for asking, you're a great friend
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Peeta: *announces to panem that he has a crush on her*
Katniss: I'm going to shove him into a plant.
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Peeta: *all romantic and loving in the cave*
Katniss: Wow, peeta is really good at keeping up this star crossed lovers act.
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i'm in a relationship
attractive boy: hi you're ugly
